Pussy Pumps 101
“Alexa, play ‘Pussy Control’ by Prince.”
The adult novelty industry has come a long way over the years, and in such ways has revolutionized the way folks with vulvas get off. The “orgasm gap” very much exists, though with the array of available sex toys, more and more (and more! and more!) vagina-ownin’ babes are getting off better (and more often) than ever before! Dildos, vibrators, pressure-wave toys, and butt plugs, a plenty! And of course, the precious Pussy Pump!
Were you one of those kids that would put a cup on your face, covering your lips, and suck the air out so it would stay in place when you removed your hands? (Oh, you didn’t? Uh… Yeah… neither did we!) BUT if you follow what we are saying… It’s essentially how Pussy Pumps work! But for your… other … lips.
What is a Pussy Pump?!
Pussy pumps (also called vagina pumps), and clitoral pumps, are sex toys for pussy-havin’-folks, designed to create suction and engorge the vulvar area. They are the lesser-known (though equally essential) cousin of the penis pump, and are very similar in function and results.
These tantalizing tools are used to pump- and plump- erogenous zones, increasing sensitivity. Pumping increases sensation by bringing blood to the surface of the vulva; swelling of the labia and hardening and enlarging the clitoris; as well as increasing blood flow around the entrance to the vagina, resulting in a tight and throbbing kittie.
Leaving you ready to pounce! Meow!
Most pumps have a relatively simple design: a handheld pump (akin to a blood pressure pump); a suction cup/chamber (cylinder/ sleeve; as does the clitoral pump); and a flexible air hose connecting the two.
The cup – strongly resembling an oxygen mask – fits over the vulva, creating a vacuum when the hand pump is engaged. The handheld pump, either mechanical or automatic, allows you (or your partner) to control the rate at which air is sucked out of the chamber.
Clit pumps are essentially the same, but – you guessed it – smaller in size. Instead of a cup, clitoral pumps have a long, narrow, cylinder (or sleeve) that fits directly over the clitoris, focusing all sensation on your Happy Button. There are a variety of sizes of clit sleeves, providing a diverse range of sensation. When used regularly, some folks claim to notice long term clit growth. Clit pumps can also be used on nipples, in the same regard.
How to (safely) use pussy pumps
Temporary lip injection for your ‘Downstairs Lips’! Cheaper than botox, and more pleasurable! Effects will generally last for an hour or two, after pumping. For beginners, it’s recommended to ease into the act of pPussy pPumpin’; leaving a chamber or sleeve suctioned on for no more than ten minutes at a time. As you get better acquainted with your new toy, you’ll get a better feel for how long you like to wear it. Chances are, once your pussy is pulsing, you’ll be eager to remove the cup and dive in.
Always use lube to avoid chafing and pinching; ensuring a proper and full suction.
Water-based lubes are recommended, and ought to be applied liberally to the vulva, and the rim of the chamber. Lube will also prevent any dryness that may occur from pumping.
Remove the pump before penetration, exploration, or play. The pump is a preparation tool. If you have sensitive skin, you may wish to wait 24 hours after shaving or (before/after) waxing, to avoid irritation.
- Preparation! Always clean your toys before use. Put a towel down if you wish.
- Lie on your back and spread your legs! Prop yourself up with pillows and get comfortable. You can also sit in a chair, or straddle the corner of your bed.
- Get wet! Use LUBE! Start with some light foreplay to encourage blood flow, so the engorgement of the pump doesn’t catch you off guard.
- Pump! It! Up! Once the chamber is firmly suctioned onto the vulva, try slowly releasing some air via the release valve, followed by more pumping. This technique mimics oral sex, and also works wonderfully with clitoral pumps.
- Remove the Chamber! Continue playing, however you wish.
- Clean Your Toy! Most pumps can be cleaned with a toy cleaner and warm water. If your toy uses batteries, take extra precautions when cleaning.
Solo Play
Pussy and clit pumps are excellent toys to incorporate into a solo-play-sesh. Get your blood pumping (to all the right places)! After your pussy is plump and juicy, slowly release the air from the chamber and remove the cup. Take your time exploring your puffy peach; vibrators, dildos, or a good ol’ fashioned fingering!
Partner Play
Do you and your partner wish to engage in power play dynamics? Try giving them control of the hand pump! Maybe you agreed to be tied up for the fun? (*With any form of BDSM, always discuss safety and boundaries beforehand, and consider implementing a safe word.*)
The pump’s detachable chamber is usually transparent, providing front row seats to your freshly engorged vulva. Your partner’s curiosities will surely be piqued at such a lovely sight!
After removing the chamber, or clit sleeve, your plumped pussy will be begging for more. What do you want: to be eaten; f*cked; lightly spanked?
Not All Pumps Are Created Equal
When shopping for a pump, stick with a reputable brand. In the realm of sex toys, pussy and clit pumps are quite affordable, considering. Beginner pumps are a great place to start, if you’re unsure that pumping is your thing (though we are willing to bet you will LOVE it!). Once you’ve mastered the art of suction, you’ll be ready and eager for a professional pump, with more intensity, or interchangeable sleeves.
Some pumps are manual; some automatic. Some require batteries; some vibrate; and some have detachable micro bullets, or tongue stimulators.
Sizing is something to take into consideration when purchasing a pussy pump. Some chambers or cups are smaller than others, and you may wish to measure your vulvar area with a flexible tape measure, so you have a better idea of what size pussy pump to purchase. Measure from just above your clit, to your perineum; and horizontally across your vulva, on either side of your labia. Measurements don’t need to be exact, but this will give you a good idea for approximate chamber size. Clitoral pumps are pretty straight forward. Some offer multiple sleeves/cylinders in a kit, so you can test each one out to see what you like best.
Fetish Fantasy Mini Pussy Pump with Vibration
This mini, heart-shaped Pussy Pump easily conforms to your body, providing direct clitoral stimulation with tiny ticklers. Battery powered, micro bullet with dial.
Eve’s Petite Pussy Pump is phthalate and latex free, with a silicone rim and trigger handle. Covers the clitoris and labia, and has a 5 Year Warranty.
Size Matters Vaginal Pump with 5″ Large Cup
A perfect Pussy Pump for beginners and experts, alike! Removable pump and tube, leaves suctioned chamber covering pussy for an up close, erotic view of your freshly pumped pussy.
Temptastia Advanced Pussy Pump System
Love Pussy Pumping and ready to up your game? Take it to the next level with this professional grade Pussy Pump from Temptasia. Convenient trigger pump, with air release lever. Silicone hose and acrylic chamber for superior suction.
Temptasia Beginner’s Clit Pump System
The perfect Clit Pump for Beginners. Use on clit or nipples. Features an air release valve, ball pump, and professional grade, detachable silicone hose and acrylic cylinder.
Dr. Laura Berman Intimate Basics – Selene
Battery powered, vibrating Clitoral Pump made from non-toxic materials. Powerful single speed action, with two interchangeable sleeves.
Shane’s World Vibrating Turbo Suction Tongue Stimulator
Soft, sensuous sucking lips with teasing, multiple speed vibrating tongue. Sturdy suction base adheres to most flat surfaces, providing intense oral sex stimulation.
Size Matters Clitoris Enhancement System Kit
The ULTIMATE Clitoris Enhancement System! This kit contains three different sized sleeves, for an assortment of sensations. Increase clit sensitivity, and experience clitoral enlargement when used regularly, over extended periods of time. Micro clit vibrator for an extra buzzzzzz!
